Signed free agent OF Jason Tyner to a minor-league contract; Assigned him to Buffalo
 
That's right, Jason Tyner is replacing Russell Branyan on Buffalo's roster. Tyner is the other-dimension Evil Branyan, the guy who doesn't strike out, doesn't walk, and doesn't hit home runs. Jason could be an adequate fourth outfielder if needed. Pretty much a blah move, but if you view it in context, it's a hilarious turn of events.